January 2012
mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: what
thecolorsneverlightupanymore asked: Thanks for the follow. Your blog is pretty sick(:
December 2011
1 tag
Me: Can you sign this
Band Member: sure
Band Member: Wait what was that
Me: My adoption papers
Band Member: Wait bu-
Me: TOO LATE you are my father.
Interviewer: If you weren't in Pierce the Veil, what would you be doi-
Jaime: Serial killer.
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
